Valiumtines

What's a lonely virgin to do on a day packed with new-wave emo kids masturbating over their shitty poems? Why, make a mix-tape for other lonely virgins, of course.

Introducing the second funniest pun ever*: Valiumtines. Pump your stomach full of prescription pills while She pumps away at His schlong. I assume you get my point.

I don't want to tell you the tracks yet because that will ruin the gimmick surprise.

*The first being "What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open the door? 'Triforce.'"

Also mine is at: http://www.mediafire.com/?k2i0j0q3j22